My mum was sent an email by a church friend a few months ago, she printed it out and shared it with me, I just recently found it in my room again and thought I'd share it.
Now I'm not sure how true these are, they may be just typical jokes that get changed around a bit but I thought they were quite hilarious when I read them!
Idiot Sighting 1:
I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 dollar note.Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c and said 'We're sorry but we don't do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people of MacD's in Shepperton Vic.
Idiot Sighting 2:
We had to have the garage door repaired.The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a moment, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not, Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since. Happened in Bankstown NSW.
Idiot Sighting 3:
Story from Bauple QLD
Idiot Sighting 4:
From Castle Hill, Sydney
Idiot Sighting 5:
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened at Melbourne Airport.
Idiot Sighting 6:
She is a government employee in the Adelaide P.O. SA
Idiot Sighting 7:
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!'. His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
Holden Dealership Townsville QLD.
They walk among us...!