You’re all murderers…
Is one thing you WON’T hear me say. In this blog.
Or ever. Let me start again…
I recently decided to try a Vegan diet and it’s been an
interesting two months. I first kept my
decision to myself like a personal project.
During this time I did a lot of reading online and asked myself a lot of
questions. For example: Cows produce milk because they have babies
that they need to feed, but their babies are taken away from them so that the
farmers can milk the mothers and us
humans can drink the milk. Am I okay
with that? Does that sit well with me? For
the last three years I thought I was doing the right thing by buying free-range
eggs and now I find out that male chicks are killed and hens over 18mo are
slaughtered regardless. How does that
make me feel? Do I think eggs taste good
enough to support that?
It’s pretty boring inside my head. But these are the sorts of things I pondered
quietly for a few weeks. Until I told my
husband, the meat-eating, carb-loving man that I love. That’s when this whole thing got interesting.
When I say “meat-eating” and carb-loving”, I really should
be more specific: hubby eats meat, carbs, and that’s the end of the
sentence. So you can probably imagine
how he took the news when I gingerly said to him “I think I might be a Vegan”…
Whatever you’re thinking right now is probably wrong! He looked me in the eye and said “I’m proud
of you, I think what you are doing is noble, I love you and I support you in
this”. One week later he surprised me
with an epic sleep in followed by breakfast in bed: homemade, vegan, mixed
berry pancakes. I can’t (and wouldn’t!)
make this stuff up.
It gets better, weirder, and more interesting.
Somehow it came up in conversation at my parents’ house that
I was taking on a Vegan diet. Neither of
them really cared one way or the other, except of course “as long as you’re
still eating something” because that is literally the most parental thing that
any parent can say (and don’t parents say this to their kids at least once a
week anyway?). And then this happened:
“As long as you don’t lose your sense of humour”
“Ummm, what do you mean?”
“Well, a lot of Vegans tend to lose their sense of humour
and don’t know how to take a joke.”
“…… Okay…”
It took me a full 24 hours to respond with (to myself,
because no one is ever around when you have the best comebacks) “how many
Vegans do you know!?” I know the answer
to this is ‘none’, until now. In fact, I’m
pretty sure if anyone in my family has to fill in any medical documents with
questions like “does anyone in your family have a mental illness”, they will
respond with “yes, my sister is a Vegan”.
The final instalment of my two month journey thus far is
having my beautiful and amazing and Godly and inspiring and hilarious and
kind-hearted friends from Australia visit me here in NZ*. Hubby thought it was necessary to tell them
about my new eating habits, while I did not.
Once the V-word slithered its way out in bits and pieces, I got the
obvious “why?” question. If you haven’t
figured already, I’m pretty shy and keep to myself on almost everything, and assume
at all times that no one cares about anything I have to say about myself. Ever.
Do any of you watch Parks and Recreation? If you have, you would have already picked up
on one small homage to the show in this blog entry, but here’s another one: I’m like Jerry after more than 20 seconds of
talking. I’m not used to talking for
that long. I’m definitely not used to
talking about myself, and I absolutely hate being different or noticed.
So, when hubby wants to tell people I’m a Vegan, I go red and bashful, when
people ask me about Veganism I feel judged and embarrassed for being different,
and then I feel paranoid and guilty for being a “picky” eater… the list goes
on.
So, the point of this post is not to tell you that you’re a
murderer, it’s not to try and convert you, and it’s definitely not to make
myself feel superior in anyway (seriously, did you read the previous paragraph!?). It’s to tell you that I’m a Vegan…and to unashamedly
practice telling people why.
Here goes nothing… I’m a Vegan.
I’m a Vegan because I love animals but I don’t love how they
are treated in the meat and dairy industries.
I’m a Vegan because I want to live a healthier life. I’m a Vegan, but I’m still me. I still love eating at restaurants, my sense
of humour has not changed, I still love, feel, live in the same way I always
have. If you want to know more, just ask,
be genuine, don’t judge. Being a Vegan
doesn’t make me better than anyone else, it just makes me a better version of
myself.
I stole that last line from the interwebs, but it’s
true. And beautiful, don’t you think?
*Those friends are Kate, wonderful and brilliant Nurse and
author of this blog, and her husband.
When Kate heard I was Vegan, she said “Whatever you do, don’t post an
angry rant about meat-eaters on my blog” and I couldn’t agree more with her!
I’ve been eating meat (and cheese *drooling*) for the last 24 years of my
life, and most vegans probably have too, so why hate? I wish the extreme Vegans wouldn’t make the
rest of us look bad. Imagine the world
we would live in if everyone treated animals and fellow humans the way Vegans
treat animals… Kate, the title of this blog entry is just for you.